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  1. In today's wars, there are no morals, and it is clear that mankind has descended to the lowest degrees of decadence and oppression.
    Your answer:
    Correct answer: Usama Bin Ladin

    In today's wars, there are no morals, and it is clear that mankind has descended to the lowest degrees of decadence and oppression. They rip us of our wealth and of our resources and of our oil. Our religion is under attack. They kill and murder our brothers. They compromise our honor and our dignity and dare we utter a single word of protest against the injustice, we are called terrorists.
    May 1998 interview, Frontline

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  3. America is polluting the whole world.
    Your answer:
    Correct answer: Pat Robertson

    God in his great mercy has blessed America, and made this a haven for Christians and Jews alike. But we've gone away from our Christian heritage. And God has little obligation at the present time to spare America, because we are polluting the world with our television programs, our movies and so forth, our books. We are polluting the whole world. We've made the world drunk, if you will, with the wine of our fornication. The whole world has been affected by Hollywood.
    The 700 Club, December 7, 1995

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  5. The government is committed to supporting God's religion, the country remains a strong bulwark for religion, and the people are among the most protective of God's religion, and the keenest to fulfill His laws.
    Your answer:
    Correct answer: Usama Bin Ladin

    All gratitude to Allah, our relationship with our brother Mujahideen in Afghanistan is a deep and broad relationship where blood and sweat have mixed as have the links over long years of struggle against the Soviets, it is not a passing relationship, nor one based on personal interests.

    They are committed to support the religion approved by Allah, and that country remains as the Muslims have known it, a strong bulwark for Islam, and its people are among the most protective of the religion approved by Allah, and the keenest to fulfil His laws and to establish an Islamic state.
    November 1996 interview, Nida'ul Islam

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  7. One-world opinion is taking the side of the Palestinians, not the side of Israel.
    Your answer:
    Correct answer: Jerry Falwell

    Since the Antichrist will not be revealed before Jesus comes, I believe conditions are falling in place, i.e., one-world government, so he can rule the world after Jesus comes. But we're moving toward a one-world government through the United Nations, through the world court and a growing world opinion. The problem is that the one-world opinion is taking the side of the Palestinians, not the side of Israel.
    "What is Next in the End-Time Drama," 9/9/01

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  9. There will never be world peace until God's house and God's people are given their rightful place of leadership at the top of the world.
    Your answer:
    Correct answer: Pat Robertson

    There will never be world peace until God's house and God's people are given their rightful place of leadership at the top of the world. How can there be peace when drunkards, drug dealers, communists, atheists, New Age worshipers of Satan, secular humanists, oppressive dictators, greedy moneychangers, revolutionary assassins, adulterers, and homosexuals are on top?
    The New World Order

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  11. The government does not cease to cry over matters affecting religion, without making any serious effort to serve the interests of the religious community.
    Your answer:
    Correct answer: Usama Bin Ladin

    The external policy of the Saud regime towards Islamic issues is a policy which is tied to the British outlook from the establishment of Saudi Arabia until 1364 ah (1945 ac), then it became attached to the American outlook after America gained prominence as a major power in the world after the Second World War.

    It is well known that the policies of these two countries bear the greatest enmity towards the Islamic world.... The regime does not cease to cry in the open over matters affecting the Muslims without making any serious effort to serve the interests of the Muslim community apart from small efforts in order to confuse people and throw some dust into their eyes.
    November 1996 interview, Nida'ul Islam

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  13. We are on the brink of our destruction, and if we do not awaken now, it will be too late. We have been victimized by traitorous behavior on the part of our leaders.
    Your answer:
    Correct answer: Jerry Falwell

    In spite of all these outward worldly signs of our national success, we are actually on the brink of our destruction, and if we do not awaken now, it will be too late.

    We have never been so prosperous. Yet, we have never been so secular and pagan. We are becoming both amoral and immoral. We are making secularism our national religion. The government and the courts have become, not neutral to religion as the Founders intended, but openly hostile to Christianity.

    And, as we look with sadness at our internal demise, we cannot any longer ignore that external enemies are growing. This administration has given our military and nuclear secrets to the Chinese and they to other American foes. We have been victimized by traitorous behavior on the part of our leaders.
    "A National Rebirth Needed," 8/6/00

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  15. The media strives to keep the people occupied with minor matters, and to stir their emotions and desires until corruption becomes widespread among believers.
    Your answer:
    Correct answer: Usama Bin Ladin

    It is not a concealed fact that the police states in the Arab world rely on some foundations in order to protect themselves. Among these organisations is the security organisation as they spend generously on it, and its foremost mission is to spy on its own people in order to protect the person of the ruler....

    The media sector is in the same category as it strives to beatify the persons of the leaders, to drowse the community, and to fulfill the plans of the enemies through keeping the people occupied with the minor matters, and to stir their emotions and desires until corruption becomes widespread among believers.
    November 1996 interview, Nida'ul Islam

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  17. There is no way that a United Nations, treaties, or any other human instrument can bring about peace. Such things mean nothing when one nation desires the land and resources of another.
    Your answer:
    Correct answer: Pat Robertson

    There is no way that a United Nations, a League of Nations, peace treaties, disarmament treaties, or any other human instrument can bring about peace. Such things mean nothing when one nation desires the land and resources of another. A lasting peace will never be built upon man's efforts, because man is sinful, vicious, and wicked. Until men are changed and Satan's power is removed, there will not be peace on earth.
    Answers to 200 of Life's Most Probing Questions

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  19. We have allowed rampant secularism.... We have insulted God at the highest levels of government.
    Your answer:
    Correct answer: Pat Robertson

    [on the September 11 terrorist attacks] We have allowed rampant secularism and occult, etc. to be broadcast on television. We have permitted somewhere in the neighborhood of 35 to 40 million unborn babies to be slaughtered in our society. We have a court that has essentially stuck its finger in God's eye and said we're going to legislate you out of the schools. We're going to take your commandments from off the courthouse steps in various states. We're not going to let little children read the commandments of God. We're not going to let the Bible be read, no prayer in our schools. We have insulted God at the highest levels of our government. And, then we say 'why does this happen?' It is happening because God Almighty is lifting His protection from us.
    "The 700 Club," 9/13/01

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  21. One particular report described the gaps and the shortcoming in the philosophy of the government, the situation of the law within the country and the arbitrary declaration of what is lawful and unlawful regardless of divine law as instituted by God.
    Your answer:
    Correct answer: Usama Bin Ladin

    One particular report, the glorious Memorandum Of Advice, ... described the gaps and the shortcoming in the philosophy of the regime and suggested the required course of action and remedy. The report gave a description of .... the situation of the law within the country and the arbitrary declaration of what is Halal and Haram (lawful and unlawful) regardless of the Shari'ah as instituted by Allah.
    The Ladenese Epistle: Declaration of War, Dec 1996

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  23. Priorities of spiritual work are lost while blasphemy and polytheism continue its grip and control. We should be alert to these atrocious plans carried out by the government.
    Your answer:
    Correct answer: Usama Bin Ladin

    In the shadow of these discussions and arguments truthfulness is covered by the falsehood, and personal feuds and partisanship created among the people increasing the division and the weakness of the Ummah; priorities of the Islamic work are lost while the blasphemy and polytheism continue its grip and control over the Ummah. We should be alert to these atrocious plans carried out by the Ministry of Interior.
    The Ladenese Epistle: Declaration of War, Dec 1996

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  25. America is in imminent peril... rotting from within.
    Your answer:
    Correct answer: Jerry Falwell

    I do not believe the Republicans or the Democrats have the solution to America's moral and spiritual dilemma. Only a pervasive and national spiritual awakening can prevent us entering the post-Christian era as we go simultaneously into the 21st century. I believe America is in imminent peril. We are rotting from within.
    "Rebuilding America's Walls," 7/6/97

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  27. The American people have put themselves at the mercy of a disloyal government, and this is most evident in Clinton's administration. The American government is leading the country towards hell.
    Your answer:
    Correct answer: Usama Bin Ladin

    I say to [the American people] that they have put themselves at the mercy of a disloyal government, and this is most evident in Clinton's administration ... . We believe that this administration represents Israel inside America. Take the sensitive ministries such as the Ministry of Exterior and the Ministry of Defense and the CIA, you will find that the Jews have the upper hand in them. They make use of America to further their plans for the world, especially the Islamic world....

    The American government is leading the country towards hell. ... We say to the Americans as people and to American mothers, if they cherish their lives and if they cherish their sons, they must elect an American patriotic government that caters to their interests not the interests of the Jews.
    May 1998 interview, Frontline

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  29. The termites are in charge now, and that is not the way it ought to be, and the time has arrived for a godly fumigation.
    Your answer:
    Correct answer: Pat Robertson

    It is interesting, that termites don't build things, and the great builders of our nation almost to a man have been Christians, because Christians have the desire to build something. He is motivated by love of man and God, so he builds. The people who have come into (our) institutions (today) are primarily termites. They are into destroying institutions that have been built by Christians, whether it is universities, governments, our own traditions, that we have.... The termites are in charge now, and that is not the way it ought to be, and the time has arrived for a godly fumigation.
    New York Magazine, August 18, 1986

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  31. If America is not suffering the irrevocable judgment of God, she is dangerously close.
    Your answer:
    Correct answer: Jerry Falwell

    America is living by a standard of relative morality. Young people who do not know what is right will follow their animal nature. If young people do not believe in absolute truth and absolute morality, they will fornicate, rob and indulge their selfish pleasures. Absolute truth and absolute morality are the basis of the Declaration of Independence. These are selfevident truths and inalienable rights.

    If America is not suffering the irrevocable judgment of God because she has broken her covenant with God, then I believe she is dangerously close.
    "America Made a Deal with God," 7/6/97

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  33. Americans have committed unprecedented stupidity. We anticipate a black future for America.
    Your answer:
    Correct answer: Usama Bin Ladin

    We are certain - with the grace of Allah - that we shall prevail over the Jews and over those fighting with them. Today however, our battle against the Americans is far greater than our battle was against the Russians. Americans have committed unprecedented stupidity. They have attacked Islam and its most significant sacrosanct symbols.... We anticipate a black future for America. Instead of remaining United States, it shall end up separated states and shall have to carry the bodies of its sons back to America.
    May 1998 interview, Frontline

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  35. If the judges appointed by man will not deal with those who take innocent human life, then God is going to enter in and bring justice. And when that happens many of the innocent will suffer along with the guilty.
    Your answer:
    Correct answer: Pat Robertson

    [on abortion providers] The word I got is that if the judges appointed by man will not deal with those who take innocent human life, then the Lord is going to enter in and bring justice. And when that happens many of the innocent will suffer along with the guilty.
    "The 700 Club," January 1, 1996

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  37. All these crimes and sins committed by Americans are a clear declaration of war on God.
    Your answer:
    Correct answer: Usama Bin Ladin

    All these crimes and sins committed by the Americans are a clear declaration of war on God, his messenger, and Muslims. And ulema have throughout Islamic history unanimously agreed that the jihad is an individual duty if the enemy destroys the Muslim countries.... On that basis, and in compliance with God's order, we issue the following fatwa to all Muslims: The ruling to kill the Americans and their allies -- civilians and military -- is an individual duty for every Muslim who can do it in any country in which it is possible to do it, in order to liberate the al-Aqsa Mosque and the holy mosque [Mecca] from their grip, and in order for their armies to move out of all the lands of Islam, defeated and unable to threaten any Muslim.
    Jihad Against Jews and Crusaders, February 23, 1998

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  39. A condition like this will bring about the destruction of your nation. It'll bring about terrorist bombs; it'll bring earthquakes, tornadoes and possibly a meteor.
    Your answer:
    Correct answer: Pat Robertson

    [on Gay Day at Disney World] "I would warn Orlando that you're right in the way of some serious hurricanes and I don't think I'd be waving those flags in God's face if I were you, This is not a message of hate; this is a message of redemption. But a condition like this will bring about the destruction of your nation. It'll bring about terrorist bombs; it'll bring earthquakes, tornadoes and possibly a meteor."
    "The 700 Club" June 6, 1998